Pastry's Testimony
“Hey there, Pastry. I’m trying to get to the bottom of this missing treat business. Could you tell me where you were tonight?”
“I was in the Family Room.”
“Were you in the kitchen at all?”
“Yes. Briefly. I needed a drink of water. I had some fluff in my mouth when I finished giving myself a bath.”
“Did you notice anything unusual?”
“No, everything seemed to be in order.”
“Well, did you hear anything while you were in the Family Room?”
“Everything was pretty quiet as I recall. If I were you I would speak with Jesse. Cream is his favorite flavor. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go lie down. This entire affair is making me rather sick to my stomach.”